Have you ever read an ironic t-shirt, card, or meme and thought “wow that quote applies directly to me. Definitely probably more than anyone else wearing, buying, or liking it.” Because this happens to me daily and I’m here to tell you that it mostly applies to ME and not you. No more so than the hilarious t-shirt that says “I love Jesus but I curse a little.” Overall, I would say that I’m a pretty great person but occasionally my friends tell me differently. However, I think that anyone who knows me would agree that I’m pretty alright. And since I have no children, I feel very confident in telling others how to raise a perfectly alright child.